I am titanium.

shippingdara3008:

savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

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herhmione:

marauder era stories are awesome until you remember everyone dies

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

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talaseba:

megustamemes:

That is a massive man and a fearless dog!

"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."

boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.

Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

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the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

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biggest heart and most beautiful smile

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